Twas the night before the RV and all across the land
not a dinarian was chatting not even Tony or Dan
Okie Oil Man kept singing his song
while dinarans were praying it wouldnt take long
the speakers were humming a conference call
while dinarians wondered at the truth of it all
the erbil is done, the sanctions are lifted
peace is restored, oops everythings shifted
Maliki is stubborn and always says no
Allawi calls foul and does a no show
Obama wants more its always the same
power and money, the name of the game
Tuesday thru Thursday, today is the day
Tony is sure but Dan says Nay
hopeful and wanting the dinarians sleep
counting dinars instead of sheep
But Shabibi was busy when we were not looking
he has a plan that he has been cooking
lift the zeros, get everything ready
make sure the government is nice and steady
and out of the night, the text how it comes
and oh how beautiful the the cell phone hums
we can feel the rush as we look at our screen
as our eyes glaze over in the color of green
Dan and Tony they share the good news
Okie breaks open the Oil and the booze
laughing and happy all dinarians rejoice
we are singing so loud...we all lose our voice
The end
Sent in by Stacy